Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
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The Cockmaster says girls love it when I jizz in their face
Better you than your girlfriend
OP: original poster, I think.
Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch.
I kinda wonder what sex tip #69 is...
4:36 is wrong, it's original poster
Oh really? I kinda like jizz in my eye
Don't jack off standing on your head, fool.
you would like to fuck him wouldn't you?
makes your eye so red :/
My jizz cures blindness. -VTM
Pull up to a red light and I; jizz in your eye.
it's called a "pink eye" and it's usually done as an insult.
Are you guys talking about Bill Brasky? I know Bill Brasky!
It doesn't hurt that bad but it deff makes ur eye bloodshot to hell...and whoever said it's an insult that's what u say to cover up for ur lack of aim
so not only have u got that in ur eye but u have been pepper sprayed...time for some life changes
Been there done that.. Swallow only!
This is stupid too. OP is trying too hard to be funny
I am the Girl who got Jizzed on.....Thanks Billy My eye is so RED right now I have to wear my glasses- no contacts - LOL
Ahhhh, been there. Twice.
Keep your eyes closed then whore
They use Brasky's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee Stadium.
This is why I swallow everytime (;
Max henscheid, is this you?
Brasky's semen can form into a liquid human. Like that guy from Terminator 2.
Oral Tip for Females #2 - Always wear safety glasses if you do not swallow.
I have a swallow-phobia. I dont think ill ever be able to do it for him :(
i know the feeling. . .
Thank You!! I've been saying this for a while and nobody believes me . . . It's all fun and games til you get jizzed in the eye.
It kills especially when it gets under your contacts!!!
And THAT is why you ALWAYS swallow ladies!!!
who the FUCK is Bill Brasky?! you people are fucking retarded. and this is nowhere near as funny as when she told me this story i person
Wait what were 1-67?
So fucking true, don't know bout the pepper spray but I remember my eye swelling up while sperm tried to impregnate it
oh jeez, i thought i was gonna die , it was so painful. .. and , silly me,, i thought i was the only one!! THANKS ALL :)
what does 'OP' stand for
You just posted that somewhere else
Chlamydia bacteria in semen can cause pink eye. Google it, then get tested. :)
Been there. Burns like the fire of Hades!!
response to OP: we don't care! If we jizz on your face it's your job to keep it out of your eyes
I know!!! It fucking burns, turns your eye all red and swollen!!!! It's instant pink eye - (for use of the professional excuse maker!)
THANK YOU FOR THIS, CAPITAIN OBVIOUS
@8:08 it makes it feel so much better. I guess its kind of a tradeoff....
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