Last Night in Florida (727)

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  Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van

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  And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan

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  I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday

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  And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..

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  It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.

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  Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.

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  Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?

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  Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.

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  Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?

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  don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.

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  pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....

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  I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.

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  Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.

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  let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.

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