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kristin has been a bad kristin
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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