You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?