It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.