last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Keanu Reeves Photobombed A Couple’s Wedding Photos As A Perfect Gift
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
29 Married People Share What They Used To Find Cute About Their SO—But Now Find Infuriating
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments