I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.