I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
