I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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