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Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.

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(847): Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that. http://tfl.nu/stzp

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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover

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(847): A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover http://tfl.nu/j4ep

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Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.

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(847): Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing. http://tfl.nu/45r1

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The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.

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Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE

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(847): The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking. (312): Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE http://tfl.nu/m86e

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Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.

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(847): Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations. http://tfl.nu/g9dw

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The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.

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(847): The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one. http://tfl.nu/8fpw

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He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.

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Incredible.

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(224): He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time. (847): Incredible. http://tfl.nu/oew8

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I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.

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(847): I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time. http://tfl.nu/5b3l

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So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.

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(847): So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day. http://tfl.nu/zt4q

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I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.

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(847): I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk. http://tfl.nu/f1iz

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I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.

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i think the last part kind of negates the first part there

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(773): I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off. (847): i think the last part kind of negates the first part there http://tfl.nu/g7hy

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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.

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Those were right hand only?

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(847): It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times. (224): Those were right hand only? http://tfl.nu/iwna

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Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.

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(847): Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra. http://tfl.nu/ud2y

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She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.

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(847): She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid. http://tfl.nu/spee

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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce

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(847): I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce http://tfl.nu/nrhe

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