but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
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I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
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She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night