but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
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Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?