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U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole

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I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants

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This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.

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I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream

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He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"

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How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...

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Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.

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Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.

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