Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?