"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
How much have you had to drink?
That seems like quite a lot.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck