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I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO

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He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.

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As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.

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It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.

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I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.

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If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.

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Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out

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She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state

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