we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I have tasted many bathrooms
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.