I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
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i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
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Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
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