I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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