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We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out

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Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.

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I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth

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His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business

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im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat

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Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now

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now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon

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I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ

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