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  hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?

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  I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.

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  Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.

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  Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon

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  I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.

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  gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3

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  In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth

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  We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.

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  We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet

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  This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi

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  Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this

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  Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary

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  Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.

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  there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends

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