Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.