Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.