i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.