the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.