I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am