Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??