You work out of a Hotel?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Michael Bay diarrhea
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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