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  My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese

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  They know nothing, John Stoned.

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  Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.

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  I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.

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  Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis

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  He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.

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  Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.

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  Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.

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  My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.

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  All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza

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  IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.

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  The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"

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  He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him

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  Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.

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  The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.

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  what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?

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