I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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