My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took