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Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.

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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.

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He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.

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This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads

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I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.

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he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down

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I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.

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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.

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