Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
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