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I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
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