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You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
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