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You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.

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My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.

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I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?

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A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.

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What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.

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decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.

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