You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.