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Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
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