Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
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The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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