just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
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$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
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If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk