Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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