Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
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I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
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Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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