I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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