In the future we'll all be gay
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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