I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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