I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
