Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
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Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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