But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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