I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
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I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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