Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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