This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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