My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
