Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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