You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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