nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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