Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
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Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
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There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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