so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Randomize
