Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
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Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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