thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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